Random act of kindness

Since the Poms lost the unloseable test match in Adelaide (my hometown! I actually live about 1km from the ground - see the satellite image below - notice how I am also close to the National Wine Centre on the right of the image too!), and that Australia are now at unbackable odds to win the series, I decided that I would try to make them look less useless in the next match by suddenly retiring Aussie batsman Damien Martyn mid-series, without playing a final game in front of his home crowd. So whilst everyone else is confused, now you know of what my Super Hero Powers can do!


"Now I am a fixture down Rundle Mall, watching as the locals pass Silver Balls..." somewhere to the east of me.

It's time to go...

Kim. Don't worry Mr Beazley, Super Horatio will Make Sure that if John Howard wins the Next Election (which may require a Heroic Mission in itself), then You will be Reinstated as ALP Leader Yet Again.