I Am Invincible!

I Am In-vin-ci

Mother of all Missions

My Hardest Mission Ever was carried out today. I detonated a nucular bomb in the undemocratic Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Now they think that they are nucular-capable but they could never build a bomb that works without my intervention!

I did my best

I know some people that are not Eagles fans and so I did my best to prevent them from seeing an Eagles Victory in 2006. I managed to get Fox Footy to broadcast the 2005 Grand Final between the same teams contesting the 2006 GF, at the same time as the 2006 version was being played! Some people fell for it! Hahaha!

Stuck

I've been very busy lately on Missions to stop The Leader Of The Free World, George W. Bush, from making stupid statements. You will have noticed it has been at least a week since he said something stupid. Yes, thank you, thank you very much.

Closer to home, my good friend Danno had a problem with his CD stacker in his car. Seems that the stupid thing tried to put the CD 2 back into the slot for CD 1, except that there was already a CD in the CD 1 slot. Of course, it couldn't. So the stacker was crunching away for a week while I was away... Last night though, I answered my friend's call for help and I managed to jam 2 CDs into one slot so that the magazine could be taken out of the player, and the CDs then un-jammed.