Lyrics to The Super Horatio Theme Song

(sung to the tune of The Super Horatio Theme Song)

Horatio Horatio, Superhero Pig
Only takes on the missions that are the most big
Statue by day in Rundle Mall, Adelaide
By night, caped crusader who never gets paid

Never gets cast for any good TV shows
Because when in pig form he looks comatose
But Horatio goes on the greatest adventures
And saved the day once when he found granny's dentures.

Serviettes that he sees he folds up and wears
To cover the fact that he's losing his hairs
From the stress of the job, he never can rest
Horatio's must always be giving his best.

Except when he sits down to write a bad poem
And he can't think of a single word that rhymes with poem
So I think that this is nearly the end
Because this line, the sixteenth, is the last.