What's going on?!

Why have People been downloading My Second Theme Song at a Rate of about 8 times a Day for the last 5 Months?! Super Horatio hasn't even Been doing anything heroic lately... maybe I have to put an End to this Nonsense. Actually, the last heroic thing I saw was on a Bus where someone Got On and Pay-ed with a $100 note. The Heroic Bus Driver had just enough Change for the Passenger, and told the Passenger to Never Do That Again.

Seriously, I'm very confused, why is this happening?