I feel sick

Some bloody kid in Rundle Mall probably gave me Human Flu or something :( I'm too sick to do anything Heroic these days.

What's going on?!

Why have People been downloading My Second Theme Song at a Rate of about 8 times a Day for the last 5 Months?! Super Horatio hasn't even Been doing anything heroic lately... maybe I have to put an End to this Nonsense. Actually, the last heroic thing I saw was on a Bus where someone Got On and Pay-ed with a $100 note. The Heroic Bus Driver had just enough Change for the Passenger, and told the Passenger to Never Do That Again.

Seriously, I'm very confused, why is this happening?

Weird Missions

I've been given the Weirdest Missions lately. Someone at this bakery asked me to visit all of the bakeries in the Universe to make sure that this sign was true:

I am a pig, I ate hot cross buns from all over the universe.

On my travels, I came across someone who didn't need help from a superhero, they just needed a tow. Unfortunately, they couldn't call themselves for help.


Would have been funny if the tow truck being towed was also towing a car. I would be worried about karma coming to bite me if I actually owned a car. I don't. I own a cape instead :D

Oops

In marvelling at my own brilliance in Saving The Day yet again, I forgot that I have a vendetta against Danno. Maybe I was just in awe being in the presence of The Modellers. I should have pushed him off a Cliff! I will get you one day Danno!

Super Horatio Goes To The Mountains

It's been a while since I posted. I haven't been doing much, just getting the North Ryde Symphony together each afternoon to play tunes on car horns on Epping Rd. It's fun listening to it as you fly by. You can see that I was flying from the Elevated Position from which I took this photo.


Anyway, this week, I went to The Mountains That Are Blue. I don't know why they are called that, they weren't depressed and they were very very grey. Until I turned up. Let me explain.

On Monday night, the forecast for Katoomba was "early fog/drizzle". I went up there as my alter ego Tzu Yen with my other alter ego Danno and my not alter ego Minh. We travelled along the Great Western Highway which confused the Western Australian Navigators that kept looking for Great Eastern Highway! We eventually got to Gloomy Katoomba where we were confonted with fog that arrived early and hung around to greet us at midday.


There were British Tourists leaving and cursing that they had flown across the World and then driven for two hours to see familiar weather! Danno had taken a day off to leave Sydney and was greeted with more Sydney weather! (well serve him right, he celebrated the end of the first six months of his working life by... not going to work.) This required a Heroic Mission! With a flash of my cape, I used my recently acquired Godly Weather Manipulation Skills and blew all of the fog out of the valley and everyone could see and they were happy. Super Horatio saves the day again!

Traitor!!!

My Official Songwriter has been writing songs for other people! I am outraged! I have been playing my Super Horatio record backwards all afternoon in an effort to ... well, I don't know what, I'm just Really Aannoyed. You Will Die, Former Official Songwriter! I hope your modelling friends will help you out!

Gee, that was close

After I helped Danno record my new song, I went to leave his apartment building but as it was daytime, I was a Pig and someone saw me and captured me and put me in their fridge and wanted to cook me for a feast :( Luckily when they opened the fridge next time, it was night time and I was no longer a Pig and I punched them in the eye and flew out of there. Phew.