Weird Missions

I've been given the Weirdest Missions lately. Someone at this bakery asked me to visit all of the bakeries in the Universe to make sure that this sign was true:

I am a pig, I ate hot cross buns from all over the universe.

On my travels, I came across someone who didn't need help from a superhero, they just needed a tow. Unfortunately, they couldn't call themselves for help.


Would have been funny if the tow truck being towed was also towing a car. I would be worried about karma coming to bite me if I actually owned a car. I don't. I own a cape instead :D