Traitor!!!

My Official Songwriter has been writing songs for other people! I am outraged! I have been playing my Super Horatio record backwards all afternoon in an effort to ... well, I don't know what, I'm just Really Aannoyed. You Will Die, Former Official Songwriter! I hope your modelling friends will help you out!

Gee, that was close

After I helped Danno record my new song, I went to leave his apartment building but as it was daytime, I was a Pig and someone saw me and captured me and put me in their fridge and wanted to cook me for a feast :( Luckily when they opened the fridge next time, it was night time and I was no longer a Pig and I punched them in the eye and flew out of there. Phew.

Super Horatio's Godly Adventures

I, Super Horatio, have spent the past months being Assistant Weather God Horatio. It's a Promotion from being a Super Hero. I have been flooding the East Coast of Australia with the Rain that should have fallen over the last 10 years. I think I may have overdone my latest dose though.

However, my Godly Adventures will soon come to an end so look out for the return of Super Horatio's Super Adventures.