Rescue Mission Failed

The English Cricket Team hired Me to Rescue Them from a humiliating defeat. Of course, this was impossible. I decided to toy with them though and give them some hope with Collingwood and Pietersen getting into the 90s before I cruelly stopped supporting them! Muahahaha. Michael Slater would be proud.

You may have noticed that I've already helped Kevin Pietersen a lot, firstly I got rid of his stupid Skunk Hair Style. Also, I made sure that when King Warnie threw the ball at KP at the end of the over yesterday, KP managed to get enough on the ball so it didn't deflect into Gilly's head (or Ears for that case). There would have been a war if the Ex-Skunk had decapitated the acting Captain of the Australian Cricket Team, the most important position of Power in the Country. Then again, maybe the Australian Cricket Team would have marched off the field and forfeited the game. It's the only way England can win a match.

Bullshit

Time's 60 Years of Heroes list has one Notable Omission: Me! What sort of a stupid list is this, the magazine must be quite dodgy. I wouldn't be surprised if they named Adolf Hitler or George W. Bush as their Person of the Year. It wouldn't surprise me if they named one of them as Person of the Year TWICE. What a load of crock.